I have pandemic hair

My last haircut was in February.

And no, I’m not going to show you the mop of thin fine hair covering my scalp.

Seeing a current photo of me with this hair would scar you for life.

I hoping to get my hair cut in August.

Maybe.

I don’t dare cut my own hair, because I suck at it.

I cut my husband’s hair in 1973, and I’m sure one of the reasons we divorced soon after was that haircut.

Anyone else need a haircut?